11 biscuity things to have with your coffee

We’ve said it before that we think the ‘Dutch one biscuit with coffee‘ rumour is a myth. So here is our selection of baked goodies which you might find in the biscuit tin.

The undisputed king of Dutch baking is the gevulde koek. The real thing is filled with amandelspijs, a mixture of ground almonds sugar and egg, and has a whole (not a sliver) almond on the top. The cheap versions are filled with ground white beans (!) A kano, or canoe (it’s sort of shaped like one) is a variation of the round and elegantly scalloped – gevulde koek.

The classic

The classic Kwekkeboom version

Jan Hagel. A nasty little biscuit in NbN’s opinion topped with big bits of sugar and almond that find the spaces between your teeth with radar-like precision. Jan Hagel was the historic name for riff raff and also the name given to members of a Dutch paramilitary organization set up by the Germans during WW II.

We don't want one of these with our coffee

We don’t want one of these with our coffee

Roze Koek. There’s no accounting for tastes, is there? A round piece of cake with a pink enamel-piercing glaze, this is another dentists’ favourite. We think the only way to eat a mousselientje – to give it its grander name – is to prise off the pink layer and eat it separately.  The glaze is adapted to events of national importance when it turns orange, like its filo pastry and custard mate tompouce.

This is not how you are supposed to eat them

This is not how you are supposed to eat them

A mariakaakje or maria biscuit is a biscuit for these austere times. It is easily the most boring, or dare we say Calvinistic, biscuit ever made devoid as it is of any uplifting add-ons in the shape of chocolate or other glaze. The – probably apocryphal – story goes that when the notoriously tight-fisted prime minister Drees received two American civil servants in charge of doling out Marshall plan funds after World War II he served them tea and mariakaakjes. This prompted the two to report back that with a prime minister this frugal, the money would be in good hands.

All the cliches in one

All the cliches in one

Speculaas Dutch not very spicy gingerbread, very popular all the year round but particularly associated with Sinterklaas.

Some people eat these on bread with butter

Some people eat these on bread with butter

A mergpijpje or marrow bone. It’s cake enveloped in marzipan with cream in between, or sometimes, unexpectedly and disappointingly, jam. The ends are dipped in chocolate.

Possibly the least appetising name for a cake

Possibly the least appetising name for a cake

Boterkoek is practically all butter with a little flour mixed in for consistency. It is seriously greasy. It should really come with a warning: do not eat whilst wearing your favourite frock or shirt, or wear a plastic mac.

Equal quantities of flour, sugar and butter

Equal quantities of flour, sugar and butter

What can we say? Stroopwafels are the foreigners’ favourite – at least that is what every book and guide to the Netherlands would have you believe. So you can buy them in every tourist job and in every form of blue and white Delft packaging. The stroopwafel is actually two thin waffels with sticky syrup in between and manages to combine crispiness and chewy toughness in one bite.

The tourist's favourite

The tourist’s favourite

Bokkenpootjes or goats’ feet are almond meringues dipped in chocolate – not on one end which would make it look like a goat’s foot – but at both ends which makes us happy.

We'll have several of these

We’ll have several of these

Of course, not all coffee accompaniments are without controversy. The politically incorrect negerzoen, which literally means negro’s kiss, was given a new name a few years ago.  The rounded, chocolate covered blob of marshmallow on a wafer now goes by the name of Buys Zoen, after the company that used to make them, or choco kiss or foam kiss. Or still, defiantly, negerzoen if you are moving in politically incorrect circles.

We call them chocolate marshmallow thingies

We call them chocolate marshmallow thingies

On to the jode(n)koek which is a flat, round piece of shortbread topped with sugar. Why is it called a Jews’ biscuit? There are several theories. Some say it was called after a baker called De Joode. According to the Information and Documentation centre for Israel (CIDI) Jodenkoek is a corruption of boterkoek, or butter biscuit, which was hawked by a Jewish baker in Enkhuizen before the war. The centre doesn’t consider the name to be offensive,. Other explanations liken the jodenkoek to unleavened flatbread or even the shape of a Jewish yarmulke. Although the name appears to be largely innocuous the prudent Dutch prefer to export Jodenkoeken as ‘Dutch Cookies’.

Not suitable for export

Not suitable for export?

Do let us know your favourites if we have missed them so we can try them out – in the interest of research of course.

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5 thoughts on “11 biscuity things to have with your coffee

  1. Marcel van Zijderveld

    What about the “Tom poes”, “Sprits” en “Kozak”. De kozak is nog steeds mijn favoriet uit de jaren ’60…..

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  2. Mavadelo

    Bosche Bollen, choux pastry filled with sweetened whipped crea and covered with chocolade topped with more whipped cream, when it is not topped with whipped cream they are called the politically incorrect name moorkoppen (moor heads or negro heads)
    Dutch Apple pie: way better than American apple pie 😉 basically it has raisins added and lemonjuice. it comes with whipped cream. their are basically two types, the ones with a crumb topping and the ones with a criss/cross pastry design. the last one is the oldest and most common one and a good recipe can be found at http://www.food.com/recipe/dutch-apple-pie-omas-appeltaart-128732

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